Money jokes Jokes Funny Money jokes Jokes

Aardvark - Accountant - Answer me this - Ant - Apple - Aviation - Baby - Banana - Bar jokes, beer, booze! Barbie doll - Bath - Beauty - Bed - Bicycle - Biologist - Bird - Birthday - Blind - Blonde - Book title - Brother and sister - Burger - Bus - Business - Cannibal - Car and train - Cat - Children - Christmas - Clinton - College - Computer - Cow - Cowboy - Criminal - Dance - Dead and dying - Dentist - Dinosaur - Dirty - Divorce - Doctor and nurse - Dog - Easter - Elephant - E-mail - Email joke to a friend! Ethnic - Face - Farmer - Firefighter - Fishing - Food - Frog - Funny - 50 best - Ghost - Gorilla - Hair and bald - Halloween - Heaven & hell - History - Horse - Humor - Hunting - Idiot and fool - Insect - Internet - Journalist - Judge - King Kong - Knock Knock - Lawyer - Letter - Lotto - Marriage - Men - Mental health - Military - Money - Monster - Mouse - Movie and TV - Music - Old age - Parent - Pig - Police - Political - Rabbit - Random joke day Religious - Restaurant - Salesmen - School - Snake - Snowman - Space - Spelling - Sport - Teeth - Telephone - Time - Travel & tourist - Vampire - Various animal - Waiter - Weather - Witch - Women - Yo momma - Zodiac - Zoo jokes

What lands as often on its tail from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.

If you take half from a half from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.

How can you be sure you have from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.

Why do wallets make so much noiseBecause from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.

Why did the hippie put his money from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.

Where do trees keep their moneyIn branch from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.

Where do hogs keep their moneyIn piggy from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.

Where do Eskimos keep their moneyIn snowbanks from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.

How can you make money fastGlue it from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.

Why is a cat like a pennyBecause from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

When does a female deer need moneyWhen from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.

How can you get rich by eatingEat from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.

Why did the man throw away all from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Why isnt a dime worth as much from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Why is the moon like a dollarIt from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.

Why are diapers like billsBecause you have from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.

What kind of money do monsters useWeirdo from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).

How can you double your moneyLook at from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.

Where can you always find moneyIn the from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.

What did the man do when he from Flashcomment Money jokes Jokes
What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.